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pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

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rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

feferezimoirail:

dotehwindything:

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere 

Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.

(Source: ianwanda)

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

vampirequeen:

*straight white dude voice* why can’t we all just get along you guys